Archive | June, 2013

Mad Men Season 6: Fashion Porn

27 Jun

As another series of Mad Men draws to a close, it’s time to look back at the clothes and sigh.

Standing out in paradise

Megan Hawaii costumes Mad Men

Megan’s Hawaii holiday wardrobe is phenomenal. She’s a vision in multicoloured Pucci-esque prints. String bikinis, maxi dresses and kaftans are accessorised with flowers in her hair and an adorable lilac sun hat. She looks tanned, bohemian and beautiful. An artistic free spirit with a massive bank balance.

Megan in Hawaii Mad Men costumes

Couture makeover

Megan soapstar Mad Men

Costume designer/alchemist Janie Bryant says Megan is, “more glamorous than ever because she’s a soap-opera star”. She’s a high fashion girl about town with big earrings and bigger hair. Her gold Barbarella-style micro-minidress and her coral lamé number are particularly fetching. The late sixties suit Megan’s face and figure perfectly.

Megan season 6 Mad Men

Adventures in facial hair

Harry sideburns Mad Men 6

Harry Crane’s sideburns were a hoot. Equally entertaining was Stan’s beard, now bushy enough to stash his spliffs at work.

Stan and Ginsberg Mad Men Season 6

All the men except Don start looking groovier as we approach the seventies. Janie confirms, “the ties are bigger, the colours are louder”.

Betty’s weight watcher wardrobe

Mad Men season 6 Betty

I love seeing Betty adapt her “incredible closet” to fit her new body shape. She retains her polished, feminine aesthetic although her outfits are frumpier than when she was Don’s trophy wife. Betty still has a fondness for bows, flounces and child rape jokes.

Betty season 6 rape joke

Oh Bets, you adorably dressed creepy bitch.

If I was the writer of Mad Men, first I would rename it ‘All About Joan’. Then I would have Betty pay our Joanie a visit to borrow some of her curve-celebrating dresses. At the end of a lengthy makeover montage to a soundtrack of The Supremes, they would eat cake, before hitting a fabulous Manhattan cocktail bar and shimmying all night long.

One hot mama

Mad Men season 6 Betty

When Betty gets her mojo back, she celebrates by wearing a fabulous bejewelled yellow evening gown. She looks great. She knows it, sleazy politician guy knows it, and Henry always knew it – bless him. Her casual look is just as bewitching. Love these denim shorts. As does the petrol station attendant.

No more schoolgirl chic for Pegs

Peggy Mad Men workwear

Notice how much her work wardrobe has changed since we first met her. Now she commands authority in stronger colours, striking prints and more expensive fabrics.

strong Peggy Mad Men 6

In the final episode she wears trousers in the office for the first time. Her kickass tartan pantsuit totally symbolises how far she’s come.

Peggy on the pull

Mad Men 6 sexy Peggy

This is a very different Peggy. I thought this was lingerie at first. It’s one of the skimpiest outfits we’ve seen in six seasons of MM. Hello legs, hello cleavage, hello sixties sex kitten.

Secretary style

Scarlet and Dawn

Scarlet is sassy and bright, even when she’s being fired. I love that she wears gogo boots to the office. By contrast, Dawn’s clothes look homemade. She doesn’t want to risk looking like those harlots in church, after all.

Clara and Meredith

Clara is fashion forward in her stripey waistcoat and matching skirt. And Meredith always wears baby clothes. This was a huge trend in the late sixties. Her oversized bows, dolly dresses and cartoony bouffant make her stand out hilariously in her scenes with Joan.

The other woman

Sylvia Mad Men Season 6

Stuck in the fifties, Sylvia’s classic appearance is the counterpoint to Megan’s youthful, daring style. I do covet some of Sylvia’s outfits though. I would wear the hell out of both of these dresses.

Everything Joan wears

Joan will have her own post because I’m obsessed. Until then, here’s a little taster to tide you over.

Joan tropical suit and loepard

Holiday Wardrobe Inspiration

22 Jun

If you’re facing the age-old conundrum of what to pack for your hols, stop stressing and start taking style notes from one of these vintage muses.

Brigitte Bardot – the summer sex kitten

Brigitte Bardot vintage holiday style

floral bikini, straw bag, gingham sundress, waterproof mascara, yellow dress

Famous for looking fabulous in St Tropez, Bardot was the master of flirty style. Her clothes were feminine and gorgeous but also wearable. Rather than stuffing her sweaty tootsies into high heels on her holidays, she often wore flats or no shoes at all. If you want a bit of Bardot in your suitcase, look for 1960s style floral bikinis, fitted girly sundresses and lots and lots of gingham. Waterproof eyeliner and mascara is also essential to give you come-to-bed eyes that stay put while you skip along the sand.

Audrey Hepburn – the classic gamine

Audrey Hepburn holiday vintage style

shirtwaister dress, chiffon scarf, stripe top, shorts, cardigan, circle skirt

Audrey is the perfect illustration of how to wear practical vintage style on your travels. Her iconic brand of gamine chic calls for simple 1950s separates like capri pants, demure blouses, circle skirts and flat sandals. Accessorise with a chiffon scarf worn at your neck or over your hair. To complete the look, hire a Vespa for the day and pretend you’re an undercover princess.

Elizabeth Taylor – the unapologetic glamourpuss

Elizabeth Taylor holiday vintage style

green halter, lilac frock, Pucci scarf, leopard swimsuitgold heels

If you’re craving some full-on movie star glamour, channel Ms Taylor in bold colours and low necklines. The key to this look is spotlighting your waist so cinch it in by adding a belt to a full-skirted sundress. Wear heels with your 1950s one-piece and a full face of make-up at all times. Scour vintage stores for glamazon accessories like Pucci scarves and giant sunhats to shield you from the paparazzi.

Bon voyage, bombshells! xx

Glamour Bunny Joan Dress Review

15 Jun

Glamour Bunny Joan DressDress from Glamour Bunny, shoes from Aldo

Another day, another Joan dress. This time it’s from UK vintage repro company, Glamour Bunny. Named after the siren from Mad Men, the Joan dress features many of her style trademarks – a strong block colour, a super-fitted waist and a knee-length pencil-skirted shape.

Joan red dresses Mad Men

I love this dress so much, I also have it in black. It comes in three colours so now I just need the royal blue to complete my collection and be like this girl.

Glamour Bunny Joan Dresses

The sculpted bodice on this dress acts like a corset which nips you in at the waist (hurrah!) but pushes your babylons up and out (handy as a chin rest but can incite staring). It would be perfect if it was slightly less boobalicious. One of my favourite things about Joan’s style is that she rarely reveals her own colossal cleavage.

I can’t pin it all on the frock though – the boobs are to blame. They often make me feel like I’m auditioning for a part, sadly not one in Mad Men, more like a role in a Carry On film.

The Summer Bombshell

9 Jun

Katya Wildman Summer Bombshell DressDress by Katya Wildman via Ebay, handbag is vintage 1960s from The Glamourist, shoes from Aldo, jewellery from Accessorize

Hurrah for sunshine and the wardrobe possibilities it opens up!

This is one of my favourite day to night summer dresses. The light cotton is perfect for hot weather and the bright pink flowers make me feel all girly. But the best thing about it is the shape.

Based on a 1950s wrap dress, the Bombshell features a sweetheart neckline, a skirt to just below the knee and a nipped in waist. All these details work along with the expert draping to make you look sexy and sophisticated without showing too much skin.

A rarity in modern fashion, the Bombshell was specifically designed for a womanly figure. This makes a nice change to all the clothes I feel were specifically designed to make me feel like a fat failure.

The same basic dress comes in a huge selection of colours, prints and fabrics, so if you have the funds and the inclination you can wear a different Bombshell every day of the week. Nigella Lawson was a fan of this strategy. She was so bonkers for Bombshells, she bought twelve at once.

Here are some others I’m dreaming of this summer.

Summer Bombshell by Katya Wildman

Wisteria, poppies, purple – all by Katya Wildman

If you’re a bombshell on a budget, like me, check out EbayYoox and Zalando, to look gorgeous without spending a fortune.

A Guide To Vintage Summer Dresses

2 Jun

1950s summer dresses

Pencil dresses are great if you’re happy to wiggle. But what about those days when you wake up yearning to skip, prance and do the splits? When I want to be able to use my legs as two separate body parts, I reach for a 1950s circle dress. Comfortable and feminine, this style is flattering to most shapes so you can get involved whether you’re an apple, a pear or a dodecahedron.

There are some stunning originals out there, sadly many of them in tiny sizes. Ladies used to be slimmer. And gorgeous but miniscule vintage dresses rub that in our fatter faces. Here are a few I’ve found, in various sizes, that made me swoon.

1950s vintage circle sundressesVirtual Vintage UK, Crush Vintage, Posh Girl Vintage

 

The Best Repro Vintage Sundresses

If you can’t find your summer soulmate on the vintage racks then try a reproduction frock instead.

 

For a flattering fit – Vivien of Holloway

Vivien of Holloway 1950s sundressespink polka dots, leopard printblack floral

I love these halterneck dresses, which come in a dizzying array of colours and patterns. They are supremely flattering because the wide straps hide any armpit-boob-overspill and balance out bigger arms (unlike spaghetti straps which actively encourage armpit tits and make chunky arms look gargantuan). If you still feel like your bingo wings are flapping about drawing attention to themselves, invest in a matching bolero or a cute little cardi to ensure your lack of muscle tone stays a stylishly kept secret. For the ultimate hourglass look you need to nip your waist in. If you feel it could be nipped further, just add a cinch belt in a complimentary colour.

 

For talking point prints – Bernie Dexter

Bernie Dexter 1950s sundressesgeometric floral, cafe street scene, koi fish

Bernie Dexter, equally fond of 1950s circle dresses and sticking her elbow in the air, is a pin-up model who designs fabulous vintage-inspired dresses. Bernie’s range includes frocks adorned with Eiffel Towers, ice-cream sundaes and pampered poodles. They look like the kind of rare vintage finds that get you giddy. The bonus is that these treasures come in a range of sizes.

 

For bargains – the online high street

vintage summer dressesOasis, Glamour Bunny, Unique Vintage

All of these babies are under £40. I like having a few high street fifties-style dresses in my wardrobe for comfy, flip-flop days (yes, I have those). As someone who normally wears vintage or pricylicious reproduction frocks, the fact that they’re not antiques and they don’t cost a fortune is quite liberating. Perfect for some spontaneous acrobatics in the sunshine. Just make sure you’re wearing massive pants.