Voluptuous vixens, you’re in luck. Vintage clothing is full of flattering fashions to make the most of your curves and make you feel like the goddess you are.
As a curvy girl myself, wearing vintage style has dramatically improved my relationship with my body. No more sobbing on high street changing room floors and constantly yanking my jeans up to try to conceal my overflowing midriff. Once you work out which shapes flatter your figure, you can forget trying to dress like everyone else and start dressing like a movie star.
I still have those days when nothing looks right and I feel like a chump (a chubby frump). That’s when I look to my style icons for inspiration – Marilyn Monroe, Mae West and Joan from Mad Men. Their apparent ease in their own skin gives me the confidence to hold my head up high, which helps to streamline and lengthen my silhouette. I begin to feel better about myself.
Here are my style tips. These principles apply whether you’re a size 12 or a size 22, if your body is straight up and down or wiggles about all over the place.
FLAUNT YOUR FEMININITY
Shapeless clothes will make you look bigger than you are. In a baggy T-shirt I gain two dress sizes. In a puffa jacket my surface area doubles. Tailoring is your ally. That’s why vintage clothing, especially from the 1940s and 1950s, can look so much better on a full figure than the less structured stuff you find on the high street. Ideally your clothes should be very fitted but not skintight, so they show off your shape but skim over any lumps and bumps. A good tailor can adjust your vintage purchases to make sure they fit and flatter. You might also consider having clothes custom made. Heart My Closet will make you a Mad Men inspired dress to your exact measurements and specifications. You can find them at http://www.etsy.com/shop/heartmycloset.
Dresses are great for showing off your figure and your femininity. The best styles for flattering curves are 1940s tea dresses, 1950s wiggle and prom dresses and 1970s maxi dresses. Maxis should always be worn with a belt to show off your shape, which brings me to my next point.
DEFINE YOUR WAIST
If you’re full figured, spotlighting the narrowest point of your torso will emphasise your shape over your size and give you the hourglass silhouette of a 1950s film star. Fitted dresses and cinch belts help to highlight your waist.
The secret to Joan from Mad Men’s perfect hourglass figure? As well as excellent genes, costume designer Janie Bryant dresses her in authentic foundation garments from the period. That means longline bras to hoist up her boobs and girdles to flatten her tummy and sculpt her waist. The right shapewear can dramatically alter the appearance of your clothes and your body in them.
WINK, DON’T FLASH
The curse of being so god-damn sexy is that what looks totally acceptable on your skinnier friends can look X-rated on you. It’s an old rule but a good one – try not to show off your cleavage and your thighs at once. People won’t be able to contain their excitement. I mostly stick to knee-length skirts as my boobs are always a focal point, no matter how high my neckline is. My favourite vintage finds are mid-century wiggle dresses with scoop or sweetheart necklines that reveal only the slightest glimpse of cleavage.
Let’s Get Specific…
A masterclass for the hourglass
If you’ve got a big bum, big boobs and a comparatively small waist, the 1950s femme fatale look is made for you. Fitted pencil dresses that fall to just below the knee are your showstopper. For a more casual variation, channel the sweater girls in a pencil skirt and a tight cardigan.
Style tips for ample hips
If you’re a classic pear shape, you carry most of your weight on your bum and legs. Your drop-dead look is a 1950s prom dress with a circle skirt. Choose a strapless or halter neck to broaden your shoulders and balance out your lower half. The full skirt keeps what’s under it a mystery while the fitted bodice shows off your enviably trim torso.
You can still look yummy when your biggest part’s your tummy
Wear wide open necklines that show off your fabulous cleavage and detract attention from your middle. Your best dresses and tops are empire line because they pull you in at the slimmest part of your torso. Also look for 1970s wraparound dresses and tie them under your boobs to give the illusion of a tiny waist.
How to show off your charms when you don’t like your arms
If you’re worried about your bingo wings, little vintage cardigans are the perfect cover-up. You can find some stunningly beaded, dyed and decorated numbers in vintage shops and on Etsy. I prefer mine on the snug side so they hug my waist and show off my figure.
Looking funky when your legs are chunky
Your best skirt length is just below the knee. Calf-length will make your legs look shorter. Wear heels as often as you can bear to get the most flattering silhouette. I never ever wear shoes with ankle straps though as they cut my sausagey legs into two unhappy-looking stumps.
One more style note
If you want to break all these guidelines and wear the 70s batwing top or 60s mini skirt you’ve fallen in love with, be my guest. The most attractive thing is confidence. Take a cue from sassy sex goddess of yesteryear, Mae West, who said, “I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.” Now go forth and be fabulous!
This article was originally published in PVBMag in June 2013.